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THIS IS MY FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME FROM THE SIMPSONS
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what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
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